"The dog is the god of frolic." - Henry Ward Beecher

Dazed & Confused

Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, ’cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn’t hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?

Mitch: Four.

Slater: You’re dead, man, you’re so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.